With bonus plantain!
...es when three of my favorite words caught my eye: dandelion, chickweed and plantain. I read the print on this bag as saying “Contains dandelion, chickweed and plantain” and–apparently drifting in my own fantasy world where things make sense, instead of the world in which we actually live–I thought to myself, “Well, that’s fantastic! All three in one bag for easy seeding.” Then I looked again and realized that the text read “Controls” not “Contains...