Culver City (where I grew up) has a demented recycling mascot, a trash eating goat. And Culver High has an equally strange mascot:

I’m thinking Culver City should combine the two to create a faun that eats soda cans and cheers on the high school football team.

Is this a thing? Does your city have a trash eating goat or herd of centaurs?

This is how we know it’s fall in Los Angeles: pumpkin flavoring (whatever that is) infuses all processed foods and the cheap plastic Christmas decor is already on sale.