How to Avoid “Avocado Hand”
..., I’m in the waiting room On a dirty hospital couch My hand is wrapped in toilet paper And my body’s wrapped in debris You’re sitting next to me reading a paper I put your arm around me For the record, though taste arbiters have long since proclaimed “peak avocado toast,” I’m still a fan. But I suggest keeping your hand out of the path of the blade when rolling your own avocado toast. Note the annoying animated gif at the top of this post for the...