Merging interest in “green” burials and urban land remediation, the City of Los Angeles just announced a groundbreaking new program: parkway cemeteries. Like many cities across America, Los Angeles has a huge debt, $350 million to put a number on it. So it comes as no surprise that city officials are seeking innovative ways of enhancing revenue sources.
Most often a tangle of weeds and compacted earth, parkways have seen attention in recent years as space for community orchards and vegetable plots. With LA’s new program, for just a $375 application fee and approval of the homeowner, you can designate your final resting spot on the street of your choice.
In announcing the plan Los Angeles mayor Antonio Villaraigosa positioned the parkway cemetery program as a transportation solution, “Why subject your relatives to lengthy commutes to visit your grave when we can have distributed ‘drive-through’ cemeteries?” Adding, “We’ve got all that lawn out there so why not use it?”
A special thanks to Doug Harvey for tipping us off to this story.
Happy April fool’s day to you too!
Ditto!
So if my remains are buried in the hellstrip, where does that put my soul? muahhaaaahaaaa!
It’s almost believable of Californians, but I’m going with the date myself….
HAHA!
BOOM! Got me!
Great post – Happy April!
Oh, got me too! But, you know, the idea could catch on and not be a joke by next year. LOL
What’s so green about burying the dead? It’s a waste of good meat if you ask me.
Hilarious. Wittiest jest today.
A memorial stone for stolen squash, maybe….
But I spent grandpa’s burial fund on a mega tractor …
Got me too!